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Nick Frater presents The Rebutles 1967​-​1970

by Nick Frater

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1.
Mother knows best Not at the kitchen table When your face is a mess From marmalade ladles Your mother knows, your mother knows what’s best Mother knows best Just How to make the gravy So you relax and rest And don’t you wake the baby Your mother knows your mother knows what best Mother knows best Just how to crisp the spuds up And make dripping on bread Just to clog your fathers heart up Your mother knows your mother knows what best Mother knows best Mother knows best Mother knows best Just how to bake the raisins In the biscuits and cakes That always smell amazing Your mother knows your mother knows what’s best Mother knows best Mother knows best Mother knows best
2.
The devil you know The devil you dont The hope that you will The knowing you won’t The devil may care Then you’re on your own A reason to hope A reason to climb The end of the rope The end of the line I wonder what the day bring I wonder if your bird can sing I wonder if the kettles boiled The milk is spoiled And winking back at me I’m waiting for the phone to ring They could be saying anything, god knows I’m waiting for the grass to sing Stitch me up I’m waiting for the fuzz to sting I’m waiting for the bell to ring Taking me to hell to sell my soul Trade it for a life of hits get back from the grave in 1966 The devil you know The devil you dont The hope that you will The knowing you won’t
3.
write what you think in invisible ink make sure to dot all the teas put in the boot with a mellotron flute make sure to cross all the eyes Loose tea in disguise You’re waiting for the pot to boil In front of your eyes it’s only loose tea in disguise Loose tea in disguise Stirring up a cloud of milk With a biscuit surprise it’s only loose tea in disguise Chimpanzees at the Joanna Bashing out Brahms and Liszt One lump or two me old China smashed with two grasping fists Faded Victorian grandeur Pith helmet falls to the floor Sugar cubes melt and meander Was that a knock at the door? Sweeney in disguise Feeling like a chocolate box with some googley eyes It’s only loose tea in disguise Loose tea in disguise You’re waiting for the pot to boil In front of your eyes it’s only loose tea in disguise Loose tea in disguise Stirring up a cloud of milk With a biscuit surprise it’s only loose tea in disguise
4.
Laying in bed A voice on my head Tells there’s more time to borrow Tells me to get up tomorrow Staying in bed A hand on my head Shakes me to stop drifting under Wakes me from a golden slumber Time to go to school Time to go to school Don’t you play the fool Don’t you play the fool Don’t you play the fool Won’t you play it cool Nose in a book Note in a nose Knows how it looks Knows how it goes Nose in a book Knows that it Took Words that seem to pull asunder Notions of a golden slumber Don’t you play the fool Don’t you play the fool Won’t you play it cool
5.
You’re a good egg This breakfast, means breakfast You’re a good egg You’re a good egg A mean breakfast A newspaper, a malcontent Stirs his coffee till the spoon is bent Dirty dishes clatter round his kitchen His finger’s is itching You’re a good egg This breakfast, means breakfast You’re a good egg You’re a good egg A mean breakfast Another morning for the malcontent Lady Madonna trying to make the rent Read the headlines, taxing up his papers, he’ll read it later In the meadow of a country garden In the middle of a country garden I know Like the leather on a willow thumping On the pillow of a country bumpkin I know You’re a good egg This breakfast, means breakfast You’re a good egg You’re a good egg A mean breakfast
6.
If We’re doing it right my dear We’re doing alright So lend me a friendly ear And sit down tight Cos If you’re happy and you know it And you really want to show it If you’re happy and you know it We’re doing it right We’re crossing the Rubicon With you tonight We’re back in The Unicorn For your delight Cos if we’re happy and you know it And the drummer doesn’t blow it If you’re happy and you know it We’re doing alright If you’re happy and you know it We’re doing it right We’re back in the Unicorn, On Saturday night And keeping our comrades warm And doing it right Cos If you’re happy and you know it And you really want to show it If you’re happy and you know it We’re doing it right Solo Yes If you’re happy and you know it And you really want to show it If you’re happy and you know it We’re doing it right
7.
Polly was a phonie at the polytech drawing up designs about an architect Put her dirty mind to set a honey trap But caught herself a lavender chap Derrick liked his girls to speak peculiar with a hint of Essence of petunia Came to an arrangement that might work instead So this is what the old man said oh blow me, blow me up, blow me down, blow me off Reggae how it used to be Oh blow me, blow me down, blow me off, Reggae like it used be Derick bet the house on a loosing horse Claimed that he was having a male menopause Polly put the kettle on and asked for divorce And this what the old man said oh blow me, blow me up, blow me down, blow me off Reggae how it used to be Oh blow me, blow me down, blow me off, Reggae like it used be SOLO oh blow me, Blow me up, blow me down, blow me off Reggae how it used to be Oh blow mi, blow me down, blow me off, Reggae like it used be
8.
Lady Grey, Assam and a Lapsang Souchong you gotta choose what to brew while the kettle is on Monday morning papers couldn’t read any worse But never pour the milk in first (First) is a teapot and spoonful of leaves On a Bone china saucer with the greatest of ease Organoleptic senses starting to whir But never pour the milk in first One lump or two? Oolong, Matcha, and a Masala chai You never loose what you brew if you never ask why Who finds the money hiding under the purse And never pours the milk in first (First) goes the weasel for the tuppenny rice You gotta stir in the mir and you’ll feel de rigueur Friday’s child has got a poem that’s nice But never dip your bag in twice One lump or two? Go and put the kettle on and put yup your feet On a pouffe, by the sofa with the cat on your seat One lump or two, it makes no difference to you But never put the milk first, Lady Grey, Assam and a Lapsang Souchong you gotta choose what to brew while the kettle is on yesterday's papers couldn’t taste any worse But never pour the milk in first
9.
Nothing 02:52
Nothing on tv today Nothing on tv but you’ll still have to Pay your auntie’s licence fee (guitar carries on melody) Nothing on the bbc Nothing on the itv god help us Nothing on but you still fill up your square eyes Nothing on the side Nothing on but still they hide the bits they don’t want the plebs to see They scare you with the TV van What is inside? What’s inside? You never question what’s inside Never question what’s inside the van Nothing on the bbc Nothing on the itv god help us Nothing on but you till fill up your square eyes They scare you with the TV van What is inside? What’s inside? You never question what’s inside Never question what’s inside the van
10.
Maxwell hotel, In room 25 A psycho killer keeps his victims alive The guests assembled, inside his head “You’ll be a long time dead” The corners turned down The table was laid He set a trap for the chamber maid "Another guest for my breakfast" he said “You’ll be a long time dead” Wake up and smell the coffee instead You gotta get that sugar into your head Wake up and smell the coffee instead You’ll be a long time dead Later that day, In room 32 A wealthy heiress sat with nothing to do She had an invite, to room 25 to have the time of her life Wake up and smell the coffee instead You gotta get that sugar into your head Wake up and smell the coffee instead You’ll be a long time dead Solo Wake up and smell the coffee instead You gotta get that sugar into your head Wake up and smell the coffee instead You’ll be a long time dead Wake up and smell the coffee instead You gotta get that sugar into your head Wake up and smell the coffee instead You’ll be a long time dead You’ll be a long time dead
11.
When you’re done with playing up on the roof I know it’s hard, to come back down, and have your tea When your band is getting long in the tooth You’re not the first, to hang your spurs, and have your tea When you cannot drink the fountain of youth Your throat is parched, It breaks your heart, still you long to hear that your dinners near Come get your tea Come get your tea When mother calls, Come get your tea When the day is done and you’ve had your fun It’s always best, to save the rest till after tea When the band you're in is packing it in Your throat is dry, you wonder why, till the kettles scream and the mothers cry Come get your tea Come get your tea When mother calls, Come get your tea Come get your tea Come get your tea you wonder why, till the kettles scream and the mothers cry - Solo Come get your tea Come get your tea When mother calls, see them running home over garden walls Come get your tea Come get your tea When mother calls, see them bouncing home with their boots and balls Come get your tea Come get your tea When mother calls, and the baby wakes and she climbs the walls Come get your tea Come get your tea When mother calls, and then father comes in his overalls

about

Welcome to the wonderful world of The Rebutles!

A collection of original songs by Nick Frater, written in tribute to the world's greatest band: The Rutles.

The first collection of Rebutles songs focused on the imagined solo careers of The Rutles. When starting at the end of a story, the only obvious place to go is backwards...

...and so here we have the second album "The Rebutles /1967-1970".
Eleven unheard songs from The Rebutles' time experimenting with tea and the studio. Recorded using period instruments and techniques.

Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Nothing is real.

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released December 25, 2023

Kirkcaldy McKensie - Vocals
Ivan Clare - Vocals
Luke Smith - Vocals, Guitar
Jake Smith - Vocals, Guitar
Peter Watts - Vocals, Guitar
Joe Kane - Vocals, Guitar, Tapes, Fire Bell
Jamie Whelligan - Vocals, Bass
Chris Mulligan - Bass
Andy Pickering - Keys
Andy Thompson - Mellotron
Joe Montague - Drums
Chris Twomey - Backing Vocals
Scott Robertson - Backing Vocals
Kevin Robertson - Backing Vocals
Ross Palmer - Recorder
Scott Gagner - Psychedelic breakfast
Michael Simmons - Bass harmonica
Simon Love - Percussion
Nick Frater Music - Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keys, Anvil

All songs written, produced, mixed and mastered by Nick Frater

Additional sound engineering - Jon Clayton

Recorded at All You Need Is Drums (Kippax), One Cat (London), Abbey Road (London), and our homes around the world.

Dedicated to the memory of Neil Innes

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Croydon based songwriter/producer/multi-instrumentalist.

Specialising in 60s/70s inspired power-pop.

Making them like that anymore!

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